… in order to avoid undesirable outcomes: I only like the green gummy bears.* Instigating a fight with a hefty man who is a foot taller than me would really just be a waste of time. I have plenty of … Continue reading
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1. The harrowing process of becoming a Threadless t-shirt model. 2. That the world was a yellow cupcake with purple frosting, and everyone drove sprinkle cars. 3. I am cat. I like to sleep on the floor, in the sunshine.
I got a big red exercise ball last week. I wanted to use it as a computer chair (which I am and it rules, except for how my skin sticks to it because it’s hot as BALLS here. Ahem.), and … Continue reading
During our little photo shoot yesterday, we were all talking about hot air balloons, as they used to be launched from the park we were moseying around. I decided I wanted to know more about them, because they really are … Continue reading