Things I have told myself lately…

… in order to avoid undesirable outcomes:

  1. I only like the green gummy bears.*
  2. Instigating a fight with a hefty man who is a foot taller than me would really just be a waste of time.
  3. I have plenty of time, no need to fret.

*I ate them all anyways.  Here’s to my wedding dress fitting…

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